| 1. Dragon Woes. |
[December 05] |
Hah. Fat lot of good THOSE pens're gonna be. One of the baby dragons is sneezing all over the place, and he caught three of the pens on fire. Me brothers are running around like kneazles at a Dark Wizard convention. I think Rhona might die of laughter. Ma and Da are cursing up a storm -- ever wonder where I got it from? You guessed it! The parentals -- Geoffrey is getting sick all over himself because the dragon shat at the same time it sneezed, and he happened to be behind it. If I didn't think he deserved it (#1 rule: Don't stand directly in front or behind a dragon), I'd go and help him. Too bad he smells like colic and shite, and I can take photographs just fine from here.
And the second thing I need to say is that I think it's utter shite the way they're bullying us at school. So I'm a Gryffindor and a loud-mouth, and I don't want to curse or hurt me mates. Frankly, they'll just have to kill me. I've not stolen magic -- me family goes way fucking back -- and it's not like OUR side of this shite decided to kill, hex, maim, or de-limb Crabbe and Goyle because they're too stupid to get through schooling. Even if I think it might do them a world of good.
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Elspeth MacFusty @ ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) wah_mods |
[December 01] |
Courage is the first of human qualities
because it is the quality that guarantees all the others.
( --Winston Churchill )
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